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 Post subject: need help urgent
PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:01 pm 
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country maus
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how do i get girls to like me? i need advice.


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:31 am 
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assuming you have hygiene under control, have you tried begging?


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I heard that girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
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great, I'm screwed then.


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:31 pm 
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the twist is that you can easily fool them by wearing this:
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If that doesn't work, at least you've bought yourself a new set of slacks.


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lol


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The only thing that speed racer CAN'T do is sit/lie down


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
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guys I really need some serious advice ok?


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:35 pm 
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Desi wrote:
the twist is that you can easily fool them by wearing this:
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If that doesn't work, at least you've bought yourself a new set of slacks.
hahahaa


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:29 pm 
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dylan, i've found the following information very helpful.

If she's a Christian girl, chances are, she'll want a boy who will treat her as the woman of Christ that she is. Conduct yourself as a man in Christ who will protect, respect, and honor her.

Make her laugh. Yeah, girls love to laugh!

Remember, if God means for you both to get together and date, HE will work it out so do not strive!


:shock: Warnings
* Some Christian girls just want guys to be their friends.
* Find out if she has a boyfriend first, or if she's in a courtship relationship with someone. You don't want to put her in a bad position.
* Make sure you have met her parents before you go out!
* Christian girls are trying to be nice and will seem interested for a period, but only to completely reject you moments later.

hope that helps

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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:42 pm 
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oh man
look at that


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:33 am 
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my best advice is try not to be the "nice" guy. when you are around the girl that you want, act like you don't give a shit about anything. make her laugh. stay confident, especially around her. confidence is sexy. chicks love assholes, its strange but true. well actually, girls love assholes and women like nice guys. so if you are, say, 20 something. act like a semi-cocky-funny-asshole and you can't go wrong.


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they also like tight pants


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:35 am 
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pinkspoons wrote:
my best advice is try not to be the "nice" guy. when you are around the girl that you want, act like you don't give a shit about anything. make her laugh. stay confident, especially around her. confidence is sexy. chicks love assholes, its strange but true. well actually, girls love assholes and women like nice gies. so if you are, say, 20 something. act like a semi-cocky-funny-asshole and you can't go wrong.
I'm sorry, I don't think this is going to work for me.


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 Post subject: Re: need help urgent
PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:27 am 
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Eazy-E wrote:
pinkspoons wrote:
my best advice is try not to be the "nice" guy. when you are around the girl that you want, act like you don't give a shit about anything. make her laugh. stay confident, especially around her. confidence is sexy. chicks love assholes, its strange but true. well actually, girls love assholes and women like nice gies. so if you are, say, 20 something. act like a semi-cocky-funny-asshole and you can't go wrong.
I'm sorry, I don't think this is going to work for me.
oh man, i have gotten so much poon since i learned this when i was 17.


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