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 Post subject: Randomness
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:52 pm 
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I don't think there is a randomness thread. And I don't know if any of you are fans of nonsense. Post pictures and words pertaining to anything. If you want to post a picture of a gun or a parasol, do it. Or tell a story about how that gravestone fell on your goth neighbor. The one that tries to intimidate the elderly with his thick eyeliner. and how his ribcage got crushed and now has one functioning lung. he can no longer smoke. in fact, he has no more time for makeup.

I heard a story last night about a man who used to masturbate over speeding trains. They have what they call train perverts...they usually take pictures and stuff like that. But apparently there was a guy who would just pull down his trousers and do his thing over moving trains. That surely transcends fetish, doesn't it?
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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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Oh yes, I love the weird.

I only just learned that there is a hardcore fetish group surrounding the children's My Little Pony franchise. They call themselves Bronies.

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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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Gunther von Häagen-Dazs:
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Anyone fancy an ice cream?


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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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I think I would rather piss myself than sit on this thing:

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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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That one is awesome! |:o I'd be nervous about the blade glove but I'd take my chances I think...


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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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As long as I knew I was awake, I'd be okay...


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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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Had lunch with a bunch of theatre kids from school yesterday, and discussed serious shit with them, like:

WHY DO PANDAS SUCK AT REPRODUCTION?
ARE PANDAS REALLY JUST STONERS REINCARNATED?


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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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It's because they have really short penises. I watched a pretty wild program about this conservation place in China where the staff dress in giant panda suits so they won't get used to human contact. They tried to encourage breeding and put a male and female together, the little guy got so frustrated when he failed to penetrate deep enough, I thought he was going to break the observation glass with his paw-fists.


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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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MadamAnt wrote:
It's because they have really short penises. I watched a pretty wild program about this conservation place in China where the staff dress in giant panda suits so they won't get used to human contact. They tried to encourage breeding and put a male and female together, the little guy got so frustrated when he failed to penetrate deep enough, I thought he was going to break the observation glass with his paw-fists.
I think someone brought that up, but we decided it was more fun to speculate wildly without having to deal with facts.


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 Post subject: Re: Randomness
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Hey, I still think you're onto something with the reincarnated stoner theory...!
Or perhaps they're all acid-eating hippies who sit around vomiting rainbows?

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