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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:18 pm 
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I got away with making threats to an ex-girlfriend while in college, but only for so long. In those days I was what you call an invincible type, and even more degenerate than I am now. Certainly no accomplishment. Anyway, I was threatened to be expelled by the administration if I didn't stop harassing her. The dean had a great lecture prepared for my doings. I didn't learn too much from it but now I'd think twice about keeping myself between the legs of an evil floozy.
I do feel badly in retrospect, for some of my threats. I know why my relationships never lasted long (more than 2 or 3 years).
Anyway, kids will be kids with getting messed up out of their minds, but you shouldn't feel like you charmed anyone. Do the honorable thing and concentrate on your studies young man :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:01 am 
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SUPERCREEP


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:35 pm 
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How do you solve social phobia? :S


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:56 pm 
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I have the cure of social phobia:
take ecstasy
love your neighbor(s)
spray it all ovs, yall
a slimy web connects us all

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proceed with caution


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:42 am 
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Alcohol is a decent cure for social phobia. Releases those inhibitions.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:57 pm 
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Dealing with my impending graduation (May 3rd). HELP.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:44 am 
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Don't worry, pg
possiblegrenade wrote:
I feel invincible.
And you are.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:27 am 
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possiblegrenade wrote:
Dealing with my impending graduation (May 3rd). HELP.
dude I hope it all goes well
don't get too stoned or drunk
you might get the clap!
seriously good luck friend!


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:25 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:18 am 
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Girls that expect you to setup all dates, initiate conversations, call/text first.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:36 pm 
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^ honesty/couples therapy/loneliness


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:51 pm 
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ricky wrote:
Girls that expect you to setup all dates, initiate conversations, call/text first.
I can think of plenty of examples of a girl being called clingy or needy if she does all those things, too. You just can't win in the dating sphere.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:39 pm 
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Heres a hot dating tip...

MMMMMASTURBATION!!!!!


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:58 pm 
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I have not dated in five years. I am destined to be alone :mixedemotions:
The solution is to go on a date. Someday I will, when I get enough confidence


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:34 am 
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AppTrans wrote:
I have not dated in five years. I am destined to be alone :mixedemotions:
The solution is to go on a date. Someday I will, when I get enough confidence
I feel ya, brudda :sadluvparty:


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