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PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:48 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:42 pm 
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So a cop I know suggested that I go on a date with his sister. She's 27 but I don't know anything else about her. I am nervous to say yes as I have not dated a girl for a few years. But then I figure what's there to lose; if it doesn't work out i'll never have to see this chick again. Yeah, I get more and more hermit-like as the years progress. Should I say "sure, why not" or "no" ???
I sound like a study hall teen, haha


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:12 pm 
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I say go for it, App! You would be quite the catch to any lucky lady. Even if romance/davastating sexual attraction is not sparked between you, you may earn a friend at the very least.
Just don't screw it up because she's a cop's sister. :shock:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:09 pm 
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hahaha thanks LL! He's a really nice policeman, and that made me feel honored that he even asked.
He acknowledged how awkward it was to ask such a thing but that made it all the more endearing. I'd like it to be a good date, so I'll take her to a really nice restaurant. It can't hurt. 8D


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:48 pm 
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Go for it! A few years back an older classmate thought her younger sister and I would be a good match so she set us up on a date. Sweet girl, but we didn't really click. It was still fun to have a nice dinner with another human being.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:52 pm 
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I would like to start a new band. Which name should I use?
The Pack of Hot Dogs
I Want Tonda
The Lori Justin Singers
Edgar & the Butt Computer
Birth Slop
Mozart’s Dick
The Denise in Question
The Shirley Beings
Eshenn Haushken
The Shaynebugs

I think I would see a band called the Pack of Hot Dogs.
I was thinking of Eshenn and his Shaynebugs a while ago ... at the very least Lake Shayne as a coffee table book.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:11 pm 
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I like Birth Slop or Mozart's Dick.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:58 pm 
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LadyLazarus wrote:
I like Birth Slop or Mozart's Dick.
Ditto - with a slight preference for Mozart's Dick (ahem).


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:57 pm 
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"Did you do anything fun over the weekend?"
"I saw Mozart's Dick."


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:03 pm 
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"You have to check out Mozart's Dick!"
"What?!"

Yeah, I like that.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:23 pm 
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oh app you know I will take care of your promo!!!!! just let me know what you decide on and we can start building up hype before you even get the band together! :) xo


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:11 pm 
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I think I might go with Mozart's Dick. And maybe Birth Slop as an album title? Thanks for making my mind up guyz!
and of course, you're the best Kate :truluv:


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:43 pm 
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The Constant Pffft is another possible band name
Mozart's Dick is still a good contender
and the Birth Slop is disgustingly appealing :delaware:


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:48 am 
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I live in my school's Honors house, it's owned by the Honors program and I live here with two friends of mine. One of them is a bit of a stiff, so when he was gone Saturday night my other roommate, Max, and I throw a little shindig. Our one friend Charlie is a dj so we had him set up his shit, despite my hesitation about it. The music was really fucking loud, and so of course the cops showed up. Yes there were people under age that were inside drinking, but the cops didn't set one foot inside. All they saw was the outside of the house. They questioned me, wrote shit down, told us to shut off the music, and left.

I thought everything would be fine. Then I got an email from Dr. Dina Lentsner, the head of the Honors Program. She's a stern Russian woman:

"Hello, All,

Provost Ashbrook has informed me of the police visit to the Honors House past weekend on the subject of the loud party. Needless to say, this is the last thing that I want to hear about the Honors House, and I would like to have a meeting with you ASAP to discuss this matter. Let me know your availability tomorrow morning and on Wednesday.

Thank you,
Dr. Lentsner"

What do you guys make of this? Are we fucked?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:39 am 
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I SAY BE HONEST AND UP FRONT AND CONFIDENT, NOT APOLOGETIC, BUT LET IT BE KNOWN THAT YOU'RE WELL AWARE THAT YOU WERE OUT OF LINE AND MAKE IT KNOWN IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN ON YOUR WATCH. SIT STRAIGHT, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND CHEST OUT. DON'T EXPLAIN YOURSELF, IF ASKED DIRECTLY WHY YOU LET THIS HAPPEN, BE SHORT, SAY SOMETHING LIKE 'I WAS LONELY', IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE SHE'LL PRY INTO YOUR BUSINESS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE MINORS NOT STEPPING OUTSIDE THE DOOR HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING, MINORS DRINKING IS AGAINST THE LAW BOTTOM LINE AND ALSO COPS DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

NO BIG DEAL MAN. BE A MAN ABOUT IT. IF YOU NEED TO HAVE A GOD DAMNED PARTY CAUSE A BUNCH OF FUCKING STIFFS ARE CRAMPIN YOU THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. I'VE HAD MANY OF SLAPS ON THE WRIST FROM THROWING PARTIES. JUST TAKE WHATEVER PUNISHMENT THEY FEEL LIKE GIVING YOU AND GET ON WITH LIFE.

ALSO USE THIS PARTY AS LEVERAGE TO GET A DATE OR MAKE A FRIEND THROW A PARTY NEXT WEEKEND SINCE YOU TOOK THE HEAT FOR THAT ONE.


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